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Re: Adult (18+) jokes thread

Postby UberLamer » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:40 am

:D :D :D thanks for these Guardsman ! Really enjoyable !
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Re: Adult (18+) jokes thread

Postby guardsman » Tue Apr 18, 2017 3:26 pm

UberLamer wrote::D :D :D thanks for these Guardsman ! Really enjoyable !


I'm glad that you're enjoying the jokes~! Like the old saying goes "Laughter is the best medicine."
:)

If you think life is bad - How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard and only one minute
to get soft. You share your "Box" with eleven other guys. But worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't
that bad!
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Re: Adult (18+) jokes thread

Postby guardsman » Tue Apr 25, 2017 1:14 pm

A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door, he leans up against the house with one hand and asks her "How about a blowjob?" His girlfriend exclaims "What! Are you crazy?!" The young guy says "Don't worry, it will be quick." His girlfriend answers back "No! Someone might see us!" The young guy insists "It's just a small blowjob and I know you like it." She says for a final time, "No! I said no!" The young guy says "Baby, don't be like that." Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the front door in her nightgown with her hair a mess, rubbing her eyes. She looks at her older sister and smirks "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself but for shit's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
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Re: Adult (18+) jokes thread

Postby UberLamer » Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:35 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: oh that was a GREAT one! Hahaha, thanks a lot guardsman! :P
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