While enjoying a drink with a buddy one night, a young man decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone across the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like to come back to her place. The young man jumps into a taxi with her and they go back to her place. Later, the young man pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the young girl if she has one at hand. She tells him "There might be some matches in the drawer of the nightstand." As the young man opens the drawer of the nightstand, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, he begins to worry and nervously asks "Is this your husband?" She tells him "No, silly." and snuggles up to him. He then asks "Is this your boyfriend then?" She answers "No, don't be silly." and nibbles away at his ear. Bewildered, the young man demands "Well, who is he then?!" Calmly, the young girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies "That's me before the operation."
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