An Australian koala bear took a vacation in London. After arriving and getting settled in at a hotel, the koala bear walked down the city streets. As he was touring the sites, he noticed several women on the side of a street selling themselves. The koala bear asked one of them "What are you doing?" The woman replied, "I'm a prostitute. Are you looking for a good time?" The koala bear says "Yes." The prostitute then asks "Do you want to have sex?" The koala bear says excitedly "I sure do!" The prostitute grabbed the bear's hand and took him to her apartment up on the street, where they had sex. Afterwards, the Koala bear got out of bed and headed for the door. The prostitute asks, "Where do you think you’re going?" The koala bear tells her that he was done and it was time for him to go. The prostitue says "I’m a prostitute. You have to pay me!" Confused, the koala bear asks "Since when do I have to pay for sex?" The prostitute says, "Everyone I have sex with has to pay. It’s in the dictionary, look it up." The koala bear pulls out a dictionary from prostitue's bookshelf and looks up the word "prostitute". Inside it he reads "A woman who has sex in exchange for money." The koala bear then says "Okay, to make it fair, why don’t you look up the word 'koala bear?'" The prostitute takes the dictionary and looks up "koala bear". The koala bear says further "Go ahead, read it out loud!" The prostitute reads out loud "An Australian animal that eats bush and leaves."