Three men out on safari were caught by a tribe of ferocious natives. The chief tells them "You will all die in a manner reflecting what you did for living on earth." The chief turns to the first man and asks "What did you do?" The first man says "I was a surgeon." The chief tells him "You will die by having your penis amputated." The chief turns to the second man and asks him the same question. The second man says "I was a fireman." The chief decrees "You will die by having your penis burnt off." The chief then turns to the last man and asks "And you?" The third man smiles and replies "Oh, I was a lollipop man at the carnival."
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