Late one night, three mice are sitting inside a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot of scotch, pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth and then bench press it a hundred times." The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams down the shots and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and brags "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day." The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh, turns to the first two and says "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and fμck the cat."
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