A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast to his dog and drinks while his dog using both paws to hold his own glass, drinks. The lady bartender is surprised and asks "Can your dog perform other tricks?" The man replies "Of course. He can even satisfy a woman." Curious to know more, the lady bartender leads the man and his dog into a little room above the bar. She strips naked with full expectation and lies down, spread eagle, on the bed. The dog looks at the naked woman with a blank stare and does nothing. Pissed, the man shouts at the dog "Okay you stupid mutt. Pay attention. Just one more time. Let me show you how it's done!"