Molitor wrote:8) I like the second best. Not that I've got a sexual preference for animals but I like it. ...
I have a few more "interspecies" jokes, Molitor. Just stay tuned for the future...
In the meantime, here's another joke...
A man who has worked for years in a pickle processing factory confesses to his wife that he has an uncontrollable urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a sex therapist but the man insists that he can overcome his urges. A few weeks pass by and all is fine until one day, the man returns home and asks his wife "Remember when I told you that I had this urge to stick my penis into the pickle slicer?" His wife exclaims "Oh no, dear! You didn't, did you?" The man says "Yes. I did." His wife then asks "What happened?" The man says "I got fired." His wife says "No. I meant what happened with the pickle slicer?" The man replies "She got fired too!"