Re: Adult (18+) jokes thread
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:03 pm
One day as a guy was playing golf, a golf ball hit him in the balls and he passed out. His friends took him to the doctor. The man asks "Well, what do you think, doc?" The doctor answers "We're going to have to put in a support for about a week." The doctor then takes four tongue depressors and ties them all together surrounding the man's penis with some string. The man looks disappointed and tells the doctor "But tonight is my honeymoon." The doctor says "You're just going to have to bear with it or risk further damage to your penis." Later that night, the man and his wife were in bed. She took off her shirt and grabs her new, firm breasts. "Do you like the new breast implants? No one has ever seen these before." The man pulls out his penis and replies "Well mine is still in the crate!"