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different world XBOX editions

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:56 am
by Lifeforce
Hi :)

so here you see now the two different XBOX editions which are sold around the world.

the exclusive german green edition:
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http://images.gamezone.com/Featureds/Envy%20Green%20Xbox.jpg


features:
- XBOX in disgusting green color!
- plays all games with green blood!
- plays all games without gore and flesh color!
- humans are replaced by robots!
- games not patchable with blood and gore patches!
- showing sex/nude scenes!
- USK certified for ridiculous boring and stupid gameplay!


the whole world* red edition:
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http://shop.system-mods.com/ProductImages/red/red-whiteback.jpg


:!:* not allowed to be sold in germany :!:

- XBOX in tasty red color!
- plays all games the way they are supposed to be in red blood!
- plays all games with gore and in flesh color!
- patchable with certain gore-enhancement patches!
- cut and censored sex/nude scenesb (with exceptions)!
- ESRB/PEGI certified for garanteed 100% fun and action!


Do you like to own a green or red XBOX edition?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:27 am
by Scaryfun
I guess inflicting red blood on German minds would get them in a violent frenzy and they'd want to take over the world again, so it's for the world's good. :lol:

But seriously, why own a dumb console when you can have a PC?
I just heard that some shooter coming this year will allow people to play on XBOX Live against those on PC as well. I think the more "features" they add to consoles like online play, drives, etc. just makes them into glorified pc's anyway. :P

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:33 am
by A-mak
hahaha, them xbox players are going to get owned.

NOTHING BEATS A MOUSE muhahaha

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:41 am
by hfric
the whole world* red edition:
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http://shop.system-mods.com/ProductImag ... teback.jpg


Exclamation* not allowed to be sold in germany Exclamation

- XBOX in tasty red color!
- plays all games the way they are supposed to be in red blood!
- plays all games with gore and in flesh color!
- patchable with certain gore-enhancement patches!
- cut and censored sex/nude scenesb (with exceptions)!
- ESRB/PEGI certified for garanteed 100% fun and action!


:shock:

the exclusive german green edition:
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http://images.gamezone.com/Featureds/En ... 20Xbox.jpg


features:
- XBOX in disgusting green color!
- plays all games with green blood!
- plays all games without gore and flesh color!
- humans are replaced by robots!
- games not patchable with blood and gore patches!

- showing sex/nude scenes!
- USK certified for ridiculous boring and stupid gameplay!


USA hate sex , Germans love it , USA loves gore and blood , Germany hate it :roll:

how about a third option gore with sex :P :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:45 am
by hfric
anyway remeber this that ports from X-box to PC , i mean the EU versions will not have any gore ,why Blame GERMANY and they stupid cenzor system ,
but the USA version will have gore ,
example : Pop3 [no blood and cuting limbs], Farenheight [famus sex scene]...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:07 am
by Lifeforce
hfric wrote:cut and censored sex/nude scenesb (with exceptions)!

cause PEGI is liberal and allows sex and gore in games :lol:

hfric wrote:USA hate sex , Germans love it , USA loves gore and blood , Germany hate it :roll:

so true :oops: but take a look at some US talk-tv shows they do show enough of this nude and sexy stuff but why are these scenes mostly got cut in films?! Thats strange.....also *f* is the most used word around the world. Why do they still *peep* it away?!

hfric wrote:how about a third option gore with sex :P :lol:

i´m with you man...lets start a revolution :woot:

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:51 pm
by hfric
and it will be called "Se X-box"

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:03 pm
by MasteromaN
hfric wrote:USA hate sex , Germans love it , USA loves gore and blood , Germany hate it :roll:

how about a third option gore with sex :P :lol:

I think West Europe hate gore and love sex in general. In France Postal² is forbidden but we can see naked girls everywhere. It's because USA has so much weapons that the gore is accepted ? It's because of religion that sex is banned ? I don't have the answer...

hfric wrote:anyway remeber this that ports from X-box to PC , i mean the EU versions will not have any gore ,why Blame GERMANY and they stupid cenzor system ,
but the USA version will have gore ,
example : Pop3 [no blood and cuting limbs], Farenheight [famus sex scene]...

It's strange ; I've read David Cage told that the US version of Fahrenheit won't have sex scenes...but the EU version yes.