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When Doom maniac goes to heven...

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:13 am
by germo
Just one game related, bad translated (because of my poor english :) )
joke :D

Some day a total Doom maniac died. At the gates of haven he met St. Peter.
A heven's gatekeeper asked him:
-Are there any good things that you've done in your life?
-No... not really... i was just playing Doom for whole my life... - said gamer.
St. Peter looked at him and asked again:
-Maybe you've done some bad things?
-erm... no... like I said... I was only playing Doom all the time.
-Ok! I can't let you in, but because you wasn't sinner, I can do three things for you. Do you agree?
-Well... Ok! Firstly, give me IDDQD!
St. Peter was suprised:
-What's that?
-No matter, just give it!
-Done, and your second wish?
-Give me IDKFA! - said gamer with fury in his eyes
-Err... Ok, whatever it is, you've got it - Said confused saint,..
-What else can I do for you - he added quickly
After moment of silence, Doom maniac said:
-Now send me to HELL!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:27 am
by Lifeforce
:up: good one *heeeee*

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:56 am
by SeriousSam
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:44 am
by hfric
Iddqd = god mode
Idkfa = all weapons with ammo

for those that didn`t understand

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:22 am
by darkpoint
He-he... nice joke! :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:45 pm
by hurenBock
lol i got it after hfric explained it :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:16 pm
by V-man
hfric wrote:Idkfa = all weapons with ammo


You forgot to mention that it also gives all keys. :wink:

germo: good one!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:10 am
by Nemesio
Nice Joke! LOL!!!!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:15 am
by InsaneFury
V-man wrote:You forgot to mention that it also gives all keys. :wink:
True, but if he got the keys, why bother having Peter send him to HELL, when he could have opened the red door himself? ;)

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:54 pm
by germo
Come on, it's just a joke :D

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:18 pm
by InsaneFury
Yeah, I know! :woot: :lol:

Figured he'd just IDSPISPOPD through the gate anyway... ;)

PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:28 pm
by Sandon
LOL!

Cool joke, thx.

@ hell vs heaven: You don't need IDDQD & IDKFA at heaven, would be boring for a doom maniac, i think. :twisted:

PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:25 am
by Shodan
IDFA is the same thing just without keys. Man I love old Doom so much. ^____________________^

PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:47 pm
by V-man
InsaneFury wrote:Figured he'd just IDSPISPOPD through the gate anyway... ;)


And then the "pumpkin smashin' " can start. ;)

(For those who don't know: Look up what SPISPOPD originally stood for! :D)

PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:30 pm
by hfric
S.P.I.P.O.P.D. stands for Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles Of Putrid Debris :lol: :P