A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day, he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous, petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says "Did you call for me?" The man answers "No, what do you mean?" The blonde says "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies that you called for me for sex." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him towards her and happily lets him have his way with her. Happy, the man continues to explore the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down and farts. Within a few seconds, a huge, hairy guy with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The huge guy says "Did you call for me?" The man answers "No, what do you mean?" The huge guy tells him "You must be new here. It is a rule here that when you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge guy then easily spins the man around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him. The man rushes back to the colony's office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist who asks "May I help you?" The man says "Here is my membership card and room key back. You can keep my $500.00 membership fee." The receptionist says "But Sir, you've only been here for a couple of hours. You only saw a small fraction of our facilities." The man replies "Listen lady, I'm fifty-eight years old. I get a hard-on twice a month but I fart fifteen times a day. This place is not for me!"