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guardsman wrote:A little old lady goes into the supermarket to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. She says to the store manager, "Pardon me, sir but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?" The store manager points out the top shelf brand and answers "Well, this the softest, deluxe brand. It is as soft as a baby's bottom. It is $1.50 per roll." He grabs one from the middle shelf and says "This one is nice and fairly soft, strong but gentle and it is $1.00 a roll." Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our 'No Name' brand and it's 20 cents per roll." The old lady tells him "Give me the 'No Name' one." About a week later the old lady returns to the supermarket, sees the manager and says "Hey! I've got a name for your 'No Name' toilet paper. I call it 'John Wayne'." The manager asks "Why?" The old lady replies "Because it's rough, tough and doesn't take shit from anybody!"
BR4ZIL wrote:...And here i was expecting it to be called Clint Eastwood (cause its a man with No Name!)![]()
Good stuff
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