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guardsman wrote:One day, a doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled out a rectal thermometer from his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and says "Well that's just great ... Some asshole's got my pen!"
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Hahahaha, that's a great one!
guardsman wrote:One morning, a five-year-old boy was mowing his front lawn while drinking a beer. A preacher who lived across the street noticed the beer and came over to admonish the kid. The preacher asks "Aren't you a little young to be drinking, son?" The boy says "That's nothing!" After taking another swig of beer, the boy continues "I got laid when I was three." Surprised, the preacher asks "What?! How did that happen?" The boy replies "I don't remember. I was drunk!"
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