A man was traveling through a town down in the South on his way to a major city for business. On his way, he saw a man having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up to the nearest bar and ordered a straight Whiskey. Just as he was about to down his drink, he saw a man with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar. The man exclaims "Oh for shit's sake! What the fμck is going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a man shagging a sheep and now some guy's jerking himself off in the bar!" The bartender says "To be fair, you can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep!"