A well-built, young secretary at an advertising agency wore tight knit dresses that showed off her fine figure, especially when she walked. One day, her young, aggressive manager motioned her into his office and closed the door. Pointing to her tightly covered ass, he asks "Is that for sale?" The ...

While enjoying a drink with a buddy one night, a young man decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone across the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like to come back to her place. The young man jumps into a taxi with ...

Congratulations on this big step in your life, myloch~! Hell, if I had a girlfriend who agreed to live together with me, I'd be dropping my interest in all of these games (Well, not all of them but most of them) since I would have something much more better to "play" with (Better than any ...

Three women walking down the street are stopped by a man taking a survey. The man asks "Ladies, would you mind telling me how you know if you've had a good night out?" The first woman answers "When I come home, I get into bed and lay there. If I tingle all over then I know that I had a good night ...

... Wishing you smooth sailing. :hug:

Many thanks, my friend~!
:hug:

A young teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother "Mom, is it true what a friend of mine just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put in their thingies?" The mother tells her "Yes, dear ...

A man goes on a hunting trip. He had all the gear, the jacket, the boots and the double-barrel shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the shotgun and it went off, right on his penis. The man is rushed to the local doctor. When he wakes up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done ...

One day, a man was driving down a quiet country lane when suddenly out into the road, strayed a rooster. The man's car flattens the rooster leaving only a cloud of feathers. The man nervously pulls over at the farmhouse and rings the doorbell. A farmer appears. Somewhat shaken, the man says "I think ...

One day, a man was walking down the street where a hooker was standing. The hooker looks up and down at the man seductively and asks "Say, you wanna have a good time?" The man tells her "Sure!" and they both rush off to the nearest motel. As the hooker takes off her clothes, the man keeps staring at ...

A man comes home from a late night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife shouts at him, "What's the big idea, coming home half drunk?" The man replies "I'm sorry honey. I ran out of money at the strip club."

One day, a man stops by his friend's house for a visit. They talk for a while and then the friend says "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go upstairs and bring me my fleece slippers please?" The man obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's eighteen year old daughters, both of ...

A man was traveling through a town down in the South on his way to a major city for business. On his way, he saw a man having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up to the nearest bar and ordered a straight Whiskey. Just as he was about to down his drink, he saw a man with one leg ...

... guess now we know how the female officer managed to secure her promotions lol!

Hey, she knew what she had to do in order to get a-"head"!
8)

Two poor kids go to a birthday party at a rich kid's house. The kid is so rich that he has his own swimming pool filled with huge inflatable toys ...

Two police officers, one male and one female, had been assigned to walk a beat. They had only been out on the streets for a short while when the female officer exclaims "Oh shit! I was running late this morning after my workout and after I showered, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back ...

Oh, no! Now who will laugh at the jokes that I post?




Farewell, UberLamer. You will be missed.

That one is just EPIC! Hahaha! Thanks again Guardsman! :D :D

I'm glad that you enjoyed it~!
:)

Two women walked into a department store, stopped at a perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it. She asks her friend "That's nice, isn't it ...