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Once upon a time in Toyland a happy little boy was walking down the street of happiness. When out of nowhere a evil monkey came by the child and said

Hello my good child says the evil monkey

H-Hi evil monkey says the child

How is the wife and kids? Asks the evil monkey

What kids what wife?? Asked the child

The ones I’m about to give you HAHAHA says the evil monkey

SHUT UP says the child

Boom Bang Rang Boom Bang Rang I summon the evil god of hell to give this child a wife and son said the evil monkey

Hell no said the child (Child grabs is pump action shotgun and arms himself)

What’s this a child threaten to kill me said the evil monkey

Yes if you give me a wife and child I will blow your evil dirty brains out says the child (Child puts bullets in shotgun)

God of hell please give this child a wi (BANG) (SPLAT)

I told you don’t give me a bloody wife or child but you just didn’t listen to me

*child spits on dead evil monkeys body*

The End

[hurenBock]

wow great marijhuna im so high

[haakjay]

Three evil monkey jumps down on a tree and then says oh not again.
Think about that?

[JaMastaJ]

wtf (no disrespect or anyfin)

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wtf (no disrespect or anyfin)

Three evil monkey jumps down on a tree and then says oh not again.
Think about that?

guys this post is old and i mean old stop posting and let it die