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[germo]

Just one game related, bad translated (because of my poor english )
joke

Some day a total Doom maniac died. At the gates of haven he met St. Peter.
A heven's gatekeeper asked him:
-Are there any good things that you've done in your life?
-No... not really... i was just playing Doom for whole my life... - said gamer.
St. Peter looked at him and asked again:
-Maybe you've done some bad things?
-erm... no... like I said... I was only playing Doom all the time.
-Ok! I can't let you in, but because you wasn't sinner, I can do three things for you. Do you agree?
-Well... Ok! Firstly, give me IDDQD!
St. Peter was suprised:
-What's that?
-No matter, just give it!
-Done, and your second wish?
-Give me IDKFA! - said gamer with fury in his eyes
-Err... Ok, whatever it is, you've got it - Said confused saint,..
-What else can I do for you - he added quickly
After moment of silence, Doom maniac said:
-Now send me to HELL!!

[Lifeforce]

good one *heeeee*

[SeriousSam]

[hfric]

Iddqd = god mode
Idkfa = all weapons with ammo

for those that didn`t understand

[darkpoint]

He-he... nice joke!

[hurenBock]

lol i got it after hfric explained it

[V-man]

Idkfa = all weapons with ammo

You forgot to mention that it also gives all keys.

germo: good one!

[Nemesio]

Nice Joke! LOL!!!!

[InsaneFury]

You forgot to mention that it also gives all keys.

True, but if he got the keys, why bother having Peter send him to HELL, when he could have opened the red door himself?

[germo]

Come on, it's just a joke

[InsaneFury]

Yeah, I know!

Figured he'd just IDSPISPOPD through the gate anyway...

[Sandon]

LOL!

Cool joke, thx.

@ hell vs heaven: You don't need IDDQD & IDKFA at heaven, would be boring for a doom maniac, i think.

[Shodan]

IDFA is the same thing just without keys. Man I love old Doom so much. ^____________________^

[V-man]

Figured he'd just IDSPISPOPD through the gate anyway...

And then the "pumpkin smashin' " can start.

(For those who don't know: Look up what SPISPOPD originally stood for! )

[hfric]

S.P.I.P.O.P.D. stands for Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles Of Putrid Debris