In a monastery, a priest is having a shower, when he realises that he forgot his soap. He remembers that he has two of them in his bedroom, so he leaves the shower and run to his bedroom naked.
But when he goes back to the showers room, three nuns walk right up to him. There's no place where he can hide him, so he stand toward the wall like a statue.
The nuns stop, stunned to see a so realistic statue.
The first nun reaches out and touches his penis.
Surprised, he drops his first soap.
-Oh! Look, it's a soap dispenser!
The second nun also wants to try and pull the penis too.
He drops his second soap.
The third nun is not the least curious and takes two or three times the penis without result.
She continues her best effort, and suddenly exclaims:
-Holy Mother of God, it also gives the shower gel!