If there there was a just and loving God...

Post by **Trey** » Sun May 25, 2008 7:40 am

he/she/it would have smote Uwe Boll dead long ago! Who keeps allowing this guy to make movies?! He's easily the biggest hack in the industry. He makes Ed Wood look like Hitchcock. He makes Corman look like Kurosawa!

I've tried half a dozen times to sit through the complete Blood Rayne movie, and I have yet to make it more than half way. When even the lighting in a movie sucks so bad that you're constantly distracted by it, that's world-class-movie-making suck-age. It's pretty simple; characters are in a dark setting = use low light, characters are in a bright setting = use bright light. A dungeon supposedly lit by torches should not look like it has a dozen fllod lights shining on it! Every movie he makes looks like a bad made for TV movie! How does he get these pieces of stinky dog crap shown in actual theartres?

I have heard that he gets grant money from the German government as a German filmaker. Germany, if you're listening, Please! For the love of God stop! Give that money to a film college student, kindergarten kids, or a bum. Anybody but Boll!

Uwe Boll has made a movie out of the Postal game. How did this ever happen?! And after he had already made a Dungeon Seige movie!

He needs to be humanely euthanized, for the good of all mankind...

otiscrusher · Post by **otiscrusher** » Sun May 25, 2008 8:16 am

There are always ppl who can't make things right and even worse. But know what? I don't give a shit about that.

Post by **loki1985** » Sun May 25, 2008 1:10 pm

Postal movie was cool

Post by **Trey** » Mon May 26, 2008 3:09 am

loki1985 wrote:Postal movie was cool

It's meaningless, even a broken watch is right twice a day!

Post by **hfric** » Mon May 26, 2008 12:05 pm

he only made 4 good movies :
Postal
Dungeon Seige
Alone in the dark
Seed

people only give him bad rep for Blood Rain and House of the dead

freakboy · Post by **freakboy** » Tue May 27, 2008 2:25 pm

Does anyone have English audio or English subs for this movie?

Post by **hfric** » Tue May 27, 2008 6:23 pm

freakboy wrote:Does anyone have English audio or English subs for this movie?

you mean postal ?

freakboy · Post by **freakboy** » Tue May 27, 2008 8:41 pm

hfric wrote:
freakboy wrote:Does anyone have English audio or English subs for this movie?
you mean postal ?

Yeah.

Post by **Scaryfun** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:10 pm

There's a petition http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html
to get him to stop making movies. When this was brought to his attention, it only had 18,000 signatures, and he said that "18,000 is not enough to convince me." So of course the next question was "how many would it take?" Uwe's answer: "One million."
It's over a quarter of the way there.