I'm glad that you enjoyed the last joke, Egon68. If I come across any more superhero jokes, I'll share them.
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On with the show...
A woman dies and goes to Heaven. When she arrives at the pearlly gates, she hears screams of torture. She asks Saint Peter, who greets her at the gates, what is going on. Saint Peter says "Oh, that is the sound of new angels getting bigs holes drilled into their backs for their wings and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos." Shocked, the woman says "That sounds terrible. I think I'd rather go to Hell instead." Saint Peter says "In Hell, you will be constantly raped and sodomized." The woman replies "That's okay. I already have holes for that!"
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If anyone else has any mature jokes, please share. Thanks!
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