Adeel S. Ahmed wrote:Hello everyone, long time no see! ...
Welcome back, Adeel S. Ahmed~! Your seat has been kept warm for you...
Here is what I have to toss into the communal "pot" [of jokes]...
A man goes to the hospital to visit his wife who was in a coma for the last few years. On this particular visit to her private room, he decides to rub her right breast instead of talking to her. When he does so, the wife lets out a faint sigh. Excited, the man rushes to the doctor and tells him about the miraculous event. The doctor informs the man that it is a good sign and that the man should rub the wife's left breast to see if there is any reaction. When the man rubs his wife's left breast, she moans. The doctor then tells the man to try to perform oral sex with the wife and then leaves the man in private so that the man can have his intimate time with the wife. About five minutes later, the man comes out of the private room and tells the doctor somberly that his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened and the man replies "I think she choked."
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