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Postby SortOff » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:56 pm

Druggie Slater and drunk Reid! What a team we have! :D
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Postby Lifeforce » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:19 am

hfric wrote:still think that Alone in the Dark was great


yup, got the directors cut now for 5USD because it was a flop :lol: Good film but why did he left out the Christian Slater love rondevouz with Tara Reid :x ?Okay, apart of the crazy unserious and unbelievable attacking part at the mine its IMHIO indeed a good movie.

but this Boll guy freakz me out in most other films...

Out of principle i dont play Hitman but will surely watch the film when its out.But first theres FarCry on my top priority wanted-2-see film list :woot:
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Postby PCG342 » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:04 pm

Boll's doing FarCry, too. And yes, I've seen True Romance. Tarantino is my hero.
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Postby PCG342 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:06 pm

Has anyone else seen this? I'm glad I didn't have to pay to get in; that movie stinks to high heaven.
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Postby Scaryfun » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:21 pm

I'm surprised it's doing as well as it is....made $30 mil already in U.S. which is good. They should have gotten a known actor like Jason Statham but I guess they wanted to keep costs down. :p
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Postby PCG342 » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:25 am

Olymphant IS a known actor, he was in Live Free or Die Hard, Dreamcatcher, Deadwood, The Girl Next Door, A Man Apart, and Scream 2.
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Postby Scaryfun » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:37 am

Mmmm, well he's never been the main lead in a movie is what I meant. I'll see it when it comes on dvd anyway. Maybe he does an ok job.
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Postby PCG342 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:34 am

Please, allow me to dispel that thought.

NO!

The movie sincerely sucked. Highlight for spoilers.

Basically, the movie covers some aspects of 47's life that were never really touched upon in the games, namely his "training" as a child. Anyway, it would appear that Agent 47 is sexually inept; regardless of the advances made by the slutty Ukrainian (yes, she's a hooker in the movie) he just kinda sits there. The violence is pretty low-key -- I've seen worse in much "milder" seeming movies and frankly, there's too much gunplay for a traditional "Hitman" story. I mean, he only uses his trademark fibre wire once. The whole movie just feels like a bad action flick, rather than the dark, disturbing adventure it by all rights should have been. Also, even though the Ukrainian girl knows what's going on and is witness to his acts, she survives. My last complaint is an abundance of barcode-headed baddies looking to kill 47. I just didn't like it.
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Postby hurenBock » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:32 pm

its not just that it will be crap i also think the main figure in the movie
doenst look as bad as the one in the game.......

no he looks like a 101 percent college boy
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Postby black » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:55 pm

meh looks to me the movie is crap and a waste of time to watch still i'd watch it if i had nothing to do
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Postby hfric » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:12 pm

Movie was crap , the hole concept of hitman was never to be a mass murder but to kill them silently ,

the hole concept of this movie was stolen from Luc Besson "Leon"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110413/ , but they only a little bit changed the story , and added some Matrix quotes (yes they stole from this movie too)

this movie was the purest crap , it only made that 30 mill $ from the hype , nothing more nothing less

the only good game to movie ecranisations are:
Tomb raider I
Mortal Kombat I
Postal (this movie is great don't listen to the reviewers , if some one played the game specially postal 2 and the addon you will love it)

Here is the first scene from POstal :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY
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Postby DU0 » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:07 pm

You forgot about Silent Hill, wich was also great and didn't OFFEND the game as Resident Evil does...

lol I didn't knew that there was a Postal movie ^^
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Postby freakboy » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:34 pm

I havent watched all of the game based movies, but yeah, I agree, Silent Hill was pretty good.
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Postby black » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:37 pm

freakboy wrote:I havent watched all of the game based movies, but yeah, I agree, Silent Hill was pretty good.



yea Silent Hill was a great movie
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Postby Scaryfun » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:47 pm

Postal is supposed to open in the U.S. in January as well as another Uwe Boll masterpiece based on Dungeon Siege...which will be released in 2 movie parts like Kill Bill (heh, he has delusions of being an artist). :sick: :wacko:
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