by PCG342 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:34 am
Please, allow me to dispel that thought.
NO!
The movie sincerely sucked. Highlight for spoilers.
Basically, the movie covers some aspects of 47's life that were never really touched upon in the games, namely his "training" as a child. Anyway, it would appear that Agent 47 is sexually inept; regardless of the advances made by the slutty Ukrainian (yes, she's a hooker in the movie) he just kinda sits there. The violence is pretty low-key -- I've seen worse in much "milder" seeming movies and frankly, there's too much gunplay for a traditional "Hitman" story. I mean, he only uses his trademark fibre wire once. The whole movie just feels like a bad action flick, rather than the dark, disturbing adventure it by all rights should have been. Also, even though the Ukrainian girl knows what's going on and is witness to his acts, she survives. My last complaint is an abundance of barcode-headed baddies looking to kill 47. I just didn't like it.
We'll start the ass-kissing with you