Index ⇒ Fun & Jokes ⇒ Got bored

Want to share something funny? Post it here!

Moderator: LW Moderator

Post a reply

Got bored

Postby black » Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:46 am

Got bored so made a quick story not done but meh

Once upon a time in toy land a magic monkey came to town and................ah screw this *grabs pump action shotgun* *aims at monkeys head* *bang bang bang* *monkey falls dead*

Toy land has turned in to a war zone requesting back up

*fires nuke on toy land*

*children die first then the evil monkeys*
*calls air support (Men Toy land must be destroyed at all cost )
*Jumps in M16 Fighting Falcon and Aims at Toy land*
*(Missiles away)*
User avatar
black
Super Member
 
Posts: 832
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:27 pm
Location: Newfoundland
Thanks: 2
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post
Top

Postby Felix » Sun Jan 30, 2005 8:50 am

well, I can tell next christmas is going to be tricky for parents...
T E <=block of text
X T
User avatar
Felix
Addicted Member
 
Posts: 103
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 10:39 am
Location: Farther than you think...
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post
Top

Postby InsaneFury » Sun Jan 30, 2005 3:44 pm

Man you're one twisted SOB... :o

:twisted:



User avatar
InsaneFury
3DSL Moderator
 
Posts: 1268
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:14 pm
Thanks: 49
Thanked: 27 times in 17 posts
Top

Postby black » Sun Jan 30, 2005 8:47 pm

hehe ya im twisted :twisted:
User avatar
black
Super Member
 
Posts: 832
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:27 pm
Location: Newfoundland
Thanks: 2
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post
Top

Postby mobileinfantry » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:30 am

Very in depth, I just love it.

Visit my site www.federation.20fr.com

Check out in the writings section "adventures of raven scorchballs"
User avatar
mobileinfantry
Super Member
 
Posts: 253
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:31 am
Location: Galway, Ireland
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post
Top

Postby ILoVeScaryFun » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:00 am

LOL verynice just like my dreams....
User avatar
ILoVeScaryFun
Super Member
 
Posts: 244
Joined: Sat Jun 19, 2004 11:31 pm
Location: ...not a gutter
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post
Top

Postby Lex » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:53 pm

You just made me cry, I hope you're happy now. :cry:
Lex
Newbie
 
Posts: 8
Joined: Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:49 pm
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post
Top

Postby Dingo » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:45 pm

Iran is the next Toyland.
<span style='color:yellow'>I`m so tired, so tired, sooo...</span>
User avatar
Dingo
Advanced Member
 
Posts: 68
Joined: Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:44 pm
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post
Top

Postby boxer85 » Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:51 pm

It is kinda sick you know. Fantasizing about total destruction. But hey, who am I to judge, even I think about these things.
boxer85
Member
 
Posts: 10
Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:46 pm
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post
Top

Postby black » Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:19 pm

my mind is twisted my life is a war my heart is black with hate of corse im alone in this world :x :cry:
User avatar
black
Super Member
 
Posts: 832
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:27 pm
Location: Newfoundland
Thanks: 2
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post
Top

Postby mobileinfantry » Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:43 pm

Dingo wrote:Iran is the next Toyland.


This is funny....even though maybe I shouldnt laugh at it...
User avatar
mobileinfantry
Super Member
 
Posts: 253
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:31 am
Location: Galway, Ireland
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post
Top

Postby black » Fri Feb 25, 2005 5:50 pm

lol funny :P
User avatar
black
Super Member
 
Posts: 832
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:27 pm
Location: Newfoundland
Thanks: 2
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post
Top

Postby hurenBock » Fri Feb 25, 2005 5:53 pm

lol i dont know what a fuc**in magic monkey should be ^^ lol

but i always wanted to smoke a J with a monkey
User avatar
hurenBock
Super Member
 
Posts: 1827
Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:56 pm
Location: Germany Rheinland Pfalz
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 2 times in 1 post
Top

Postby black » Fri Feb 25, 2005 8:06 pm

its a weird story i made and the evil monkey is a monkey with blackmagic
User avatar
black
Super Member
 
Posts: 832
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:27 pm
Location: Newfoundland
Thanks: 2
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post
Top

Postby hurenBock » Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:23 am

yeah yeah anyways i wanna smoke a fat marijhuana joint with that
monkey

i always smoke that shit i wanna smoke it with a monkey ^^
User avatar
hurenBock
Super Member
 
Posts: 1827
Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:56 pm
Location: Germany Rheinland Pfalz
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 2 times in 1 post
Top
Next
Post a reply

Return to Fun & Jokes

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests