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This collection of three free DOS adventure games (first is choice based, the others on typing) was made in Yugoslavia, all back in 1999 near the end of Miloševic's regime, and were then the pinnacle of Serbian satire comedy on a game format but with a twist - all characters are swines & pigs. It was made in QBASIC entirely in Serbian, and are unplayable without an appropriate mindset for such weirdness. After all, the saga has been credited as THE sickest adventure ever made (not as much in today's standards). Part four has been announced, but never materialized. Svinjoland And then there was you, a lowlife trying to get on with his life. Except that you were, in fact, a pig! Like everyone else! Journey on the sickest adventure ever made as you choose your actions that may literally save your life in this unhospitable world of SVINJOLAND! Featuring the wild boar of your neighbour and the variety of other fat-asses that may (or may not) end your tragicomic existence whenever you make 'em feel like it! So step back, sit down, and enjoy the take on what could have been your average day (but have certainly been to some near the end of an era in Yugoslavia)! Svinjoland 2 Journey on in this continuation of the sickest adventure ever made! As the same titular char... I mean pig, from the last game, type down what the heck do you want to do with your life, now not being miserable as the last time, remember - you got a monetary inheritance from your uncle, but threatened to be turned for the worse by everyone wanting the share of your greens! Especially that annoying boar of an neighbor you couldn't even foul-mouth back then! Our piece of meat gladly remembers these days as he ventures on an another adventure in the quest of killing this pestilence of your neighbor and going back to normal! So step back, sit down, and enjoy the take on what could have been another one of your average days (but have certainly been to some near the end of an era in Yugoslavia)! Svinjoland 3 In this installment of the sickest adventure ever made (now with wretched graphics to heighten the experience for the sake of it), our titular turd-roller is happily leaving SVINJOLAND for good after rolling that neighbor from the previous adventures in his own blood! But alas you, and your baggage, are feeling empty until realizing you've forgotten those porno mags you had to return to the former living boar you left rotting out there. As your organ starts wiggling in displeasure you embark on another adventure of repo-ing those precious containers of hot-shaped pieces of pigskin and fly away from what you've been calling home! So step back, sit down, and enjoy the take on what could have been another one of your average days (but have certainly been to some near the end of an era in Yugoslavia)! |
