Index ⇒ Fun & Jokes ⇒ Hitman - The Movie

Want to share something funny? Post it here!

Moderator: LW Moderator

Hitman - The Movie

Postby brutalistu » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:21 pm

User avatar
brutalistu
Addicted Member
 
Posts: 202
Joined: Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:58 pm
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post

Postby PCG342 » Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:07 pm

Known about this one for a while now. Didn't know they were releasing it this year. Heard the rumors of trailers during "Live Free or Die Hard."
Not sure what to make of it. Initially, Vin Diesel himself was going to be 47.
We'll start the ass-kissing with you
User avatar
PCG342
Super Member
 
Posts: 309
Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:09 pm
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post

Postby hfric » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:20 pm

it will be crap
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Image
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
User avatar
hfric
3DSL Moderator
 
Posts: 5010
Joined: Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:51 am
Thanks: 132
Thanked: 571 times in 484 posts

Postby PCG342 » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:38 pm

At least it wasn't done by Uwe Boll (Postal, BloodRayne, House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, etc.)
We'll start the ass-kissing with you
User avatar
PCG342
Super Member
 
Posts: 309
Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:09 pm
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post

Postby SortOff » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:59 pm

And what a sweet pussycat plays the main role! :) Diesel looks better and more serious than ten of them. :D
Wait For Me And I Will Come!
User avatar
SortOff
Super Member
 
Posts: 218
Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:12 pm
Location: Moscow, Russia.
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 1 time in 1 post

Postby PCG342 » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:34 pm

yeh, as much as I think Vin Diesel is over-hyped and given too much credit in general... he woulda made a better 47 than Olymphant.
We'll start the ass-kissing with you
User avatar
PCG342
Super Member
 
Posts: 309
Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:09 pm
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post

Postby hfric » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:45 pm

Alone in the Dark was great , and Postal will be also
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Image
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
User avatar
hfric
3DSL Moderator
 
Posts: 5010
Joined: Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:51 am
Thanks: 132
Thanked: 571 times in 484 posts

Postby I_AM » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:44 am

hfric wrote:Alone in the Dark was great

haha :P
"Archimedes Elite, regarded by many as the best ever version." - Ian Bell, co-author of Elite
User avatar
I_AM
Super Member
 
Posts: 541
Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:44 am
Location: UK
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 1 time in 1 post

Postby PCG342 » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:52 am

I_AM wrote:
hfric wrote:Alone in the Dark was great

haha :P


Gotta agree there. AITD sucked hard. Postal looks okay, I'll give you that.
We'll start the ass-kissing with you
User avatar
PCG342
Super Member
 
Posts: 309
Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:09 pm
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post

Postby hfric » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:41 am

still think that Alone in the Dark was great
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Image
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
User avatar
hfric
3DSL Moderator
 
Posts: 5010
Joined: Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:51 am
Thanks: 132
Thanked: 571 times in 484 posts

Postby PCG342 » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:42 pm

Can I just ask why?
We'll start the ass-kissing with you
User avatar
PCG342
Super Member
 
Posts: 309
Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:09 pm
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post

Postby hfric » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:24 pm

because its a great move , has a nice story , nice cgi , climate - people only bitched that he made 4 mistakes that only a amateur director would do (missing car plate in the case , dead body moving his hand and some other too) but all in all this movie was great
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Image
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
User avatar
hfric
3DSL Moderator
 
Posts: 5010
Joined: Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:51 am
Thanks: 132
Thanked: 571 times in 484 posts

Postby PCG342 » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:11 pm

I didn't like it -- even disregarding those mistakes, and overlooking the fact that it was very much unlike its video game roots. It was worth a look. A look... but maybe part of this is fueled by my hate of Christian Slater and Tara Reid. Seriously, who casts THEM as intelligent people?!
We'll start the ass-kissing with you
User avatar
PCG342
Super Member
 
Posts: 309
Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:09 pm
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 0 time in 0 post

Postby stiv_ntouzos » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:06 pm

hmmm i like pretty much christian slater...sure he has played in a lot of mediocre movies but he is a sympatic actor.

Did you see true romance directed by tony scott and written by quentin tarantino , he was the protagonist in this movie and he played nice in that role. He has got some other fun movies too.

google true romance if you haven't see it and check it out.
kill a man and you're a murderer,
kill many and you're a conqueror,
kill them ...all and you're god
User avatar
stiv_ntouzos
Super Member
 
Posts: 186
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 1:08 am
Location: Montreal ( canada )
Thanks: 0
Thanked: 2 times in 2 posts

Postby Scaryfun » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:22 pm

Christian Slater was ok in earlier movies....until he became a druggie. Tara Reid as a scientist...wahaha, now that's believable.

:omg:
User avatar
Scaryfun
3DSL Admin
 
Posts: 11196
Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:27 pm
Location: Toronto, Canada.
Thanks: 4690
Thanked: 1593 times in 1389 posts

Next

Return to Fun & Jokes

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests