There are four categories of sex:
House Sex - Occurs when you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
Bedroom Sex - Happens after you have been married for a while. You only have sex in the bedroom.
Hall Sex - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "Fμck You!"
Courtroom Sex - When your wife and her lawyer fμck you in Divorce Court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
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